How long has it been since I said to the universe, "Hey! SUV's suck!? Oh, sure. They're perfect for driving from the suburbs to the supermarket. Just perfect. Right. In fact, you know what goes well with SUV's? driving and talking on a cell phone at the same time!
Just give me one brick. Just... one... brick.
FLASHBACK: Here is my original rant from October, 2004. One of my very first blog entries!
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I just found out my daugher is driving one. But, she's become one of the wealthy elite and I'm not surprised. She's young (23) and the love of things is shortcircuiting her heart. But, one day she will remember what her mom taught her. I look forward to that day.
She may have too, if it becomes to expensive to put fuel in it! By the way, I added a link to my original SUV rant, which goes into more detail.
do what i do.
pull up to them at a light. roll down the window and tell them they need a big truck. it's not enough compensation.
if it's a woman. tell them that they aren't safe enough. they should be driving an aircraft carrier.
If their tires are big enough, you can roll down the window, reach right out and... er, nothing. 8^)
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