Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Republican Family Values x 3

Homeland Security Official Arrested
"The deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested Tuesday for using the Internet to seduce what he thought was a teenage girl... [he] had a sexually explicit conversation with what he believed was a 14-year-old girl whose profile he saw on the internet... The girl was an undercover Polk County Sheriff's Computer Crimes detective... Doyle sent the girl pornographic movie clips and had sexually explicit conversations via the Internet... [he] revealed his name, that he worked for the Homeland Security Department and offered his office and government issued cell phone numbers."
Republicans: the party of national security and traditional American values.

Wait! There's another one!
a senior Homeland Security Department law enforcement agent was busted last October for exposing himself to a girl in the food court of a mall... that law enforcement agent, Frank Figueroa, used to run Operation Predator.
They put him in charge of catching child molesters!

But wait! There's another one!
Michael Burks: My father was a police officer. I was a police officer. I work for the Department of Homeland security. I understand you guys have a job to do and I’m not trying to tell anything else other than that. I swear to God, as God as my witness, I’m wearing a St. Michael’s medal right now, okay? I was not going to do anything with her.
I watched that one on television, on Nightline!

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! REPUKES! GEORGE BUSH AND HIS SICK REPUBLICAN PERVERTS WANT TO HAND OVER YOUR NATIONAL SECURITY TO CHILD MOLESTERS! WHERE WILL IT STOP!?

4 comments:

Mike of the North said...

You must become one with the enemy in order to understand him. I have therefore decided to become a repuke.

....I jokes you!!!

SheaNC said...

Mike del Norte: If you decide to become a repuke, please take the opportunity to pound the living shit out of, and slap the hell out of, and beat the crap out of, and smack the bejeesus out of, and otherwise straighten out, the others.

Oh, what the hell, just get rid of the dishonest ones and we'll see who's left.

windspike said...

Wasn't it Steve Martin who suggested the proper way to divorce a President - "Say three times, I repuke you, I repuke you, I repuke you," and then throw dog poopy on their shoes.

Consider it done.

SheaNC said...

Thanks Windspike - I feel more free already!