Saturday, April 8, 2006

Organized Crime

According to a usenet post, a gang that frequently appears in the news nationwide, is guilty of the following:

36 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
3 have done time for assault.
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.
8 have been arrested for shoplifting.
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits.
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Who are they? This criminal gang is known as...

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5 comments:

SheaNC said...

...the 535 members of the United States Congress.

Sar said...

I knew that was coming!

Thanks again for the fun birthday wishes, Shea. Much appreciated, my old friend. ;)

SheaNC said...

You deserve it for surviving this long!

windspike said...

GOP heavy?

SheaNC said...

I'm thinking... yup!