"A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true sight, restore their government to its true principles. It is true that in the meantime we are suffering deeply in spirit, and incurring the horrors of a war and long oppressions of enormous public debt. ...We must have patience till luck turns, and then we shall have an opportunity of winning back the principles we have lost." - Thomas Jefferson
More blogging, of course, to follow. Thrilled is an understatement. I hope to touch base with the blogger buddies I've met over the last four years of political blogging. We made it!
7 comments:
We did it nationally and I'm thrilled.
Unfortunately it looks as if California may take giant steps backward with Prop 8.
Yeesh, granny's right, nationally it looks good, Statewide it looks like Mormon and Blackwater money might work. Not everything is in yet, my county will still be counting ballots for a couple days. We use optical scanners, since Seiler (the ex- Diebbold salesgirl) can't use the $30 million worth of touchscreens that are camping out in some warehouse around the county somewhere.
Still, pinch me eh?
savoring right now but back into the fray soon. the right won't take a break.
granny: sad but true. Good to hear from you :)
nunya: *pinch* - we're still on top!
betmo: You're right, we must remain diligent to keep them from spoiling what we've achieved.
Subject: WHITE GUILT IS DEAD
By Tom Adkins
Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along,
depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America ’s flirtation with
neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical
clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a
shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to
America : The Era of White Guilt is over.
This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of
white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and
enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any
black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career
race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and
actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some
resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov
4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.
For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks,
retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American
liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye
of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a
socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly
what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama
absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The
dragon is hereby slain.
So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this day
forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now
exactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s
“God Damn America ,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization ,
or Jesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go
home. All those “black studies” programs that taught kids to hate
whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.
Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN?
Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black
separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead.
I’m waiting.
Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of
Allegiance. And please…no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows
where you might end up? Oh, yeah…pull up your pants. Your underwear is
showing.. You look stupid.
To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America ? I’m still
waiting for the first black French President.
And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despised
lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people.
You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with
three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt
45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man is
keepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have
no excuses.
No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because
someone’s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and
misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally
revile.
It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the
heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife
swapping, next to dope-smoking.. Plenty of room right between free love
and cop-killing. Careful…don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t be
gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It’s filthy.
In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell
class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to
Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a
mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a
delicious O'Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaign rendered
itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy.
Obama’s election has validated American conservatism!
So, listen carefully…Wham !!!
That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white
guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt
shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.
However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion
of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 98% for Barak
Obama. Hmmm.... In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? Tonight,
every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and
prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the
guilt around..
Haven't you noticed? They're always anonymous; hence the white sheets.
Hang in there.
Ok, I'm a coward!
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