Saturday, July 8, 2006

Oh, God(s)

Are you fed up with the same old do-nothing, ineffectual deity? Do your prayers go in one divine ear and out the other? Are you sick to death of saying "Goddamnit!" and nothing happens? Well, you have the power of the consumer on your side, brothers and sisters.

That's right... shop around! Go to Godchecker.com - Your Guide To The Gods, and look for an alternative to the guy who looks suspiciously like Santa Claus. It's a great big universe out there, and humans have had... well, all of history to make up God after God after God...

So, what the hell? Try on a new God this weekend... it's about damned time.

3 comments:

yellowdog granny said...

i asked the goddess if i could shop around and she said only if it was for shoes...so think i will stick with her..she has always been there for me and she hates george bush more than she loves jesus...so figure i cant go wrong..

SheaNC said...

Sounds like you found a good goddess... nothing says "divine" like a new pair of shoes! 8^)

Ken Grandlund said...

This is classic Shea! I'm posting a link over at Bring It On!

Thanks for the tip brother!