Saturday, March 29, 2008

Codependent Quoterama

Earlier this month on my easter post I noted the following quotes:

George Washington:
"The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine."

Adolph Hitler:
"The national government... will offer strong protection to Christianity as the very basis of our collective morality.”

Well, I found a couple of others that are as heartwarming:

George W. Bush:
"I believe that God wants me to be president."

Adolph Hitler (again):
"I would like to thank Providence and the Almighty for choosing me of all people to be allowed to wage this battle for Germany."

Maybe we can find some codependent quotes for Cheney/Stalin!


The Future Was Yesterday said...

After we bought our house, and the need for a riding mower became apparent, I told my wife: "I think God wants me to have that $3,000 zero turning radius John Deere."

I still ended up with a #1,400 one whose turning radius was <90 degrees.

So much for what God wants!:)

Anonymous said...

God asked me to whisper in everyone's ear, that he doesn't exist.

Wonder If I can establish a non-profit, tax exempt church on that?

Mike of the North said...

Hey "Belt" I love the concept of the new church... "Just ignore me I'm not really here." I wanna be a pastor.

SheaNC said...

Future: God will adjust the turning radius of your mower if you sacrifice a goat to Him (Her. It. Whatever).

Beltway: You can. But first you will have to find who who made that whisper... schizophrenia and religion go hand in hand.

Mike: Don't settle for pastor. Be a cardinal... then you get to wear the hat!!

Mike of the North said...

I want the hat! I want the hat!